Dairy Detectives Gifts

New Milks

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Honest Vending

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Clandestine cows.

Missing Easter Egg

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

You are what you eat

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'