Dairy Defender Gifts

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

What's in the milk today?

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Milk for farmers/Regular squeeze-farmers-til-they-squeak milk.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

No Soliciting

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Boy defends his last fry.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Fish with Shield

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

Protecting the green

Save the Cacti.

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

My first pro bono case.

Ginger Breadman

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'