Sugar Defender Gifts

"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."

Didn't your mom teach you...

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Dressed as Sweets

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"