Sugar Defender Gifts

"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."

Didn't your mom teach you...

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

Boy defends his last fry.

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."