Sugar Savant Gifts

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Bad for you but to die for

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Sweet surprise.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Dressed as Sweets