Sugar Savant Pillows

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Bad for you but to die for

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Building a gingerbread house

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer