Snack Savant Pillows

Bad for you but to die for

'Somewhere along the way Lauries milk and cookies became her latte and Biscottis'

Budget Munchies

You know what sounds good right now? Chips.

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Well. . . my first year of college is going okay, but I really wish I could get some new roommates.'

"Don't forget Mr. Garibaldi's biscuits."

"A little help here!"

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending