Snack Savant Pillows

Bad for you but to die for

'Somewhere along the way Lauries milk and cookies became her latte and Biscottis'

Budget Munchies

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Well. . . my first year of college is going okay, but I really wish I could get some new roommates.'

"Don't forget Mr. Garibaldi's biscuits."

"A little help here!"

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.