Snack Savvy Pillows

Champagne

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"