Snack Lover Pillows

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Nine hours in a row on the internet! Do you think that's good for your computer?'

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Junk Bonds

"Apparently, it's extremely bad for the heart. But I wouldn't worry ??" it only affects people who have one."

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

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Mousehole TV

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

"Homework! I haven't got time to do homework."

The meaning of life. Cheese and crackers.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Why me?!?'

The Secretary of the Interior noted that American children spend a daily average of only four minutes outside.

"Professor Jones was the leading scientist in his field."

'Following the interrogation, police made a cardiac arrest'

"Could you open the fridge? I'm sending in the drone for more supplies."

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

Exercise for fat people.

No outside food in the theater sir.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

Vending Machine - Outsource your work

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."