Snack Lovers Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'Why don't they just eat potato chips and watch TV in bed like we do?'

'Litterbugs.'

In an undisclosed location in the American southwest, the Pentagon tests it's new generation of popcornbomb.

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'

Pre Opera Dinners

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Who's laughing at the granola bar I always keep in my purse now?

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'