Snack Lovers Mugs

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'Why don't they just eat potato chips and watch TV in bed like we do?'

'Litterbugs.'

In an undisclosed location in the American southwest, the Pentagon tests it's new generation of popcornbomb.

'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'

Pre Opera Dinners

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."