Snack Enthusiasts Pillows

Voice Recognition TV.

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'I'm blind and my dog smells strange since we've been at the snack bar.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Wait! I'm not trying to sneak in! I want to buy a ticket!"

"I bought a vending machine off the Internet. Now we don't have to stop for snacks along the way. But, there may be a slight problem getting it into the car."

Resolutions: Avoid Stuff that's bad for you. . Stop lyring to yourself about making resolutions.

"No, I will not 'beep, beep, beep' when I back up."

"Dammit! The fries are soggy again!"

'I hate when I'm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off & eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.'

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'When did it happen, Edith? When did we turn into roly-polies?'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'How many more minutes until the meal is served?!!'

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"I'll adjourn when we finish the prune Danish."

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"Without ever leaving the comfort of your own home."

"I got you a gift."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rage.

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"