Snack Lover Gifts

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Nine hours in a row on the internet! Do you think that's good for your computer?'

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Junk Bonds

"Apparently, it's extremely bad for the heart. But I wouldn't worry ??" it only affects people who have one."

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

Staff Picks

"Homework! I haven't got time to do homework."

Mousehole TV

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

The meaning of life. Cheese and crackers.

'Oh, no, the kernel's dead!'

The Secretary of the Interior noted that American children spend a daily average of only four minutes outside.

'Why me?!?'

"Professor Jones was the leading scientist in his field."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

No outside food in the theater sir.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'Following the interrogation, police made a cardiac arrest'

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

"Could you open the fridge? I'm sending in the drone for more supplies."

Exercise for fat people.

"I HATE the Super Bowl!"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."

Lorry Driver Crisps

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.