Snack Aficionado Gifts

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

"I'm tying to avoid the missteps of early success."

'The last thing he said was, 'One more donut won't kill me!''

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Couch potatoes/Spud Rugs.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'Retire? What if I want to go to college if I, you know, finish high school?'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

BREAK TIME!

Out to lunch/supper/breakfast.

"Oh, Jim's fine - he's busy developing his own anti-body."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

American Idle

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

Crisps - flavourings flavour!

'Fill it up please. I meant the olive bowl.'

'I'm working on a reality based version of Dungeons and Dragons. I'll call it Cats and Basements.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'We totally ran out of diapers while you were out. I took care of it.'

'Ooh, I love these, they're the ones with the nut in the middle.'

Artist and chiken

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

'Does profiting from gluttony concern you at all, Reverend?'

Microchips.