Snack Aficionados Gifts

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

'Sorry, it's too close to dinner time.'

"It's my new weight loss method."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Reserve Ants

'For a last minute cruise, the chow ain't half bad.'

The arc of time & space: Naptime, primetime, snacktime, warptime.

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

'Pretzel?'

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Trail mix?"

Super Heroes.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'