Snack Enthusiast Gifts

"He's an indoor cat."

The four housemen of procrastination

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Part of the company's new fitness progress, I presume.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'

'Well done son. You've put on another inch since last week.'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Spray Cashews

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Cook Book for Guys.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."

"Let's do snack."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

Working from home 2.0

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'Who wants to see second prize in the sales contest?'

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Pop Quiz.

'It's a Twinkie and the expiration date is still good!'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'This new office space puts me in the middle of everything.'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

"I got the extra large. It's a long movie."