Snack Supporter Pillows

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

To do before Saturday...

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Super Heroes.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Love is when you watch television together.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."