Snack Supporter Pillows

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

To do before Saturday...

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."