Sugar Savior Pillows

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Sugar free farm

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Houdini 2019

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

How to save the Planet...

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.

Prisoner of pollution.

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

'It's a hybrid.'

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."

Wasting Water

"Don't look left or right!"

"Useful? You bet! I wouldn't have known I hadn't met my donut goal without my Fatbit."

Water is protected within a safe.

"When you put it to your ear you can hear the city."

Didn't your mom teach you...

'Ooo, honey look! On board recycling!'