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Houdini 2019

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"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

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'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

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'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

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You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

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"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"That's Bill, from tech support."

How to save the Planet...

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Double life.

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'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

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"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

Computer viruses

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Prisoner of pollution.

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Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

Paramedic

Say 'no' to 'I done' and 'I seen'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"Sorry, my calendar is full."