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'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Time-of-the-month club.

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

Houdini 2019

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Club of the Month

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

Caution: High-five area.

"You know very well what subscription forms."

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'

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Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."

"Sure, you can renew your subscription over the phone too. Need any prescriptions, too?"

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