Subscription Strategists Pillows

'It's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem.' - 'If it makes you that mad cancel your subscription to Netflix.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Wine of the Day Club

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Houdini 2019

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

"You know very well what subscription forms."

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

Aisle 4 Water

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.