Subscription Seekers Pillows

"I wonder if you'd like to subscribe to a theory."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Wine of the Day Club

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Time-of-the-month club.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Club of the Month

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

"You know very well what subscription forms."

Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook

'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."

Idiot! You get 12 free rocks, but now you have to buy a rock every month for a year!

"Sure, you can renew your subscription over the phone too. Need any prescriptions, too?"

'It's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem.' - 'If it makes you that mad cancel your subscription to Netflix.'