Subscription Seekers Gifts

"I wonder if you'd like to subscribe to a theory."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Wine of the Day Club

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

"You know very well what subscription forms."

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."

"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."

'It's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem.' - 'If it makes you that mad cancel your subscription to Netflix.'

"Sure, you can renew your subscription over the phone too. Need any prescriptions, too?"