The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
Subscription Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for a subscription lover? Our collection features humorous and charming items that celebrate their passion for discovering new services and surprises. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that matches their enthusiasm and quirky personality. These thoughtfully designed products make every unboxing experience even more special and memorable.
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
Television Readers.
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"
Back to school.
'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'
The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.
'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''
'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
100 best beheadings
Twister:Rural Social Networking
'-Not THE Queen Vic?'
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."
"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"
'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'
"He's an indoor cat."
"'C' is for free CONTENT!"
'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'
'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'
'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'
Couch and Potato
"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."
"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."
Subscription Aficionado Gifts Collection
Subscription Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of subscription aficionado mugs—perfect for those who love to start their day with a smile and a hot drink.
Subscription Aficionado Pillows
Pour some personality into a pillow that celebrates subscription obsession—comfort that’s both cozy and amusing.
Subscription Aficionado Prints
Decorate with a print that captures their love for subscription surprises—ideal for adding a touch of humor to their space.
Subscription Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our fun T-shirts dedicated to subscription lovers—bright, witty designs that showcase their passion with style.