'There goes Methuselah again, cackling about all his lifetime subscriptions.'
Subscription Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors a subscription enthusiast’s passion for discovery? Whether they love book clubs, snack boxes, or craft kits, our range offers witty and warm products that celebrate their love for all things subscription. Add a touch of humor and personality to their collection with items that make unboxing even more exciting.
"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."
Basic protection is only $2 a month, but there are lots of perks at the $5 level. Patreon Saint.
Packaging Russian Dolls
The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."
'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'
"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."
Time-of-the-month club.
Subpoena-of-the-Month Club
'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."
"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."
"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."
Club of the Month
"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."
"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"
"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."
"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
"Extra! Extra! Read all about it for free on our website."
"So now, you have to become a subscription service."
Our bank account is now behind a paywall...
"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."
I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.
Struggling Scientist, Please cite my papers.
"Why, you plagiarized this from our best-selling book 'How to write a good resume'!"
"You know very well what subscription forms."
'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'
"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"
Q & A's How to unsubscribe.
"One day, son, all these will be yours."
'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'
'No! There isn't an option to unsubscribe!'
Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.
Subscription Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Subscription Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for more gifts for subscription lovers? Check out our collection of mugs, perfect for enjoying their favorite beverages while unboxing new surprises.
Subscription Enthusiast Pillows
Shop our cozy pillows that add a personal touch to any subscription lover’s living space, blending comfort with fun.
Subscription Enthusiast Prints
Browse our decorative prints to celebrate the thrill of the subscription journey in a colorful, humorous way.
Subscription Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover a variety of witty t-shirts that subscription enthusiasts will love, ideal for showcasing their passion in style.