Subscription Savant Pillows

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Sure, you can renew your subscription over the phone too. Need any prescriptions, too?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"House red, sir?"

Piggy Bank ATM

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

Houdini 2019

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Scrooge and his piggy bank

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Vitamin D

"Once I started doing tech-support for family and friends, i had to get a bigger piggy bank."

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

Subtitle: Woof.

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'And the name of your bank, please?'

"I'm conservative with my money like you, Granddad. I keep my piggy bank under my mattress."