Sip Savant Pillows

"House red, sir?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sandwich snob.

Anton Bruckner.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Sergei Prokofiev.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Benjamin Britten

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Ludwig van Beethoven

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Benjamin Britten.