Sip Savant Gifts

"House red, sir?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Sandwich snob.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Anton Bruckner.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'Nuff said.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Ludwig van Beethoven

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'