Silicone Savant Gifts

Welcome to Silicon Valley

Plant Lady

Felix Mendelssohn

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Maybe clean out your wallet

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"House red, sir?"

Sandwich snob.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Anton Bruckner.

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'Nuff said.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'