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Felix Mendelssohn

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"House red, sir?"

Sandwich snob.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."