Submarine Savant T-Shirts

Up periscope.

Plant Lady

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"There's more inside."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"House red, sir?"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Subtitle: Woof.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

Large hi fi.

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

Solar Obama.

Solar Panels R US

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'