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'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

The Music Lover.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

A surf lifesavers' joke.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

"Why didn't I think of that?"

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

Rats in a lifeboat.

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Plastic surgeon's here.