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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Let that be a lesson to you. Never order a steak in a seafood restaurant."

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"It's a tad undercooked."

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'