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"I regret that I have but one life to lose for some fat capitalist!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

Civilized Salmon

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'Catching flying fish...'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Platter confusion.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

A man and baby wearing bibs