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'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Catching flying fish...'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Platter confusion.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."