Stormy Sea Savant T-Shirts

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

Captain in a storm

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

The Music Lover.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"The lost password department's that way."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

"This can't be good news."

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."

Up periscope.

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

In Case of Emergency' a music teacher looks at a big set of earplugs.

"I'm a societal mutation."

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."