Stormy Seas Sailor T-Shirts

Antonis Samaras

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

UFO Romance

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

"Harold Cohen attorney at sea"

Row to Row

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Parade of Boats 2:30

"Just give me the exact date you enlisted, and I can do your naval chart."

101 uses of a dead cat: boat