Story-filled Sailor T-Shirts

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Are we there yet?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sailor boy

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Replacement Lighthouse

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"We're luckier than most people..."

"You look good for your age."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

No Money

A Tale of the Sea

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Bon fromage!'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Giraffe Sailing

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'