Romantic Sailor T-Shirts

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Pirate

Beach flirting

Romance on the Yacht

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

No Money

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Underwater wedding!

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Franken-Cat

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

Book Sailing

"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

"Doesn't it ever irk you being Daddy's little girl?"

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Boat Called Available.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'