Marine Romantic T-Shirts

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Boat wedding.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Pirate

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Romance on the Yacht

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I think she's really into you."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Aquarium Distress Call.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Underwater wedding!

Hmmm

Surfer's commute

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

"You're all arms Rodney."

Affectionate whale

Dolphin Court

Tank and giraffe romance

The Honeymooners.

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it