Maritime Romantics T-Shirts

The Honeymooners.

Boat wedding.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Pirate

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Romance on the Yacht

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

No Shoes, No Service.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Underwater wedding!

Marry me on a surfboard

A painter drawing a ship

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

I think we're on the same wave length.

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Boat Called Available.

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

'Be reasonable Mildred, there's not room for both of you...'

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

Fish Sex Lives