Aquatic Romantics T-Shirts

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"They're so like us."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Romance on the Yacht

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Underwater wedding!

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Marry me on a surfboard

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"You're all arms Rodney."

I think we're on the same wave length.

The Honeymooners.

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Uh-oh.'

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

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"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

So... Another late night at the office, Huh? I read your Facebook Status... Who's Ariel? I deserve the truth, Arthur.

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

"Reach for the bubbles! . . . Not the stars, like Larry, there, did!"

"Until we catch a wave out of here. I'll be home schooling you."