Underwater Romantic T-Shirts

"You're all arms Rodney."

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"I think she's really into you."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Mermen

Underwater wedding!

Lady Cod-Diver

I think we're on the same wave length.

"Offishial business, ma'am."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

Boat Called Available.

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"It's not polite to point."

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'

Aquarium wedding

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"