Aquatic Romantics Mugs

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"They're so like us."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Romance on the Yacht

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Underwater wedding!

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Marry me on a surfboard

"You're all arms Rodney."

I think we're on the same wave length.

The Honeymooners.

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

'Uh-oh.'

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

GoldfishHolidays.com

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

"Until we catch a wave out of here. I'll be home schooling you."

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'