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Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Romance on the Yacht

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Steroids.'

Fish Food

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Underwater wedding!

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

I think we're on the same wave length.

The Honeymooners.

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Fisherman.

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"Just the bait, please."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

Darwin goes fishing

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'