Foodie Romantics T-Shirts

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Pasta

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Romantic Frogs

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Tasty.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"We both love Chinese food."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"You complete me."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"How nice. A truffle."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'