Culinary Romantic T-Shirts

"How nice. A truffle."

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

Drunk...

'I sent out for everything.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Soup of the month.

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Garden.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Too much cilantro

Holiday Supplies

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love Cannelloni

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Salt and Pepper

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Please don't kill me."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'You're my anti-oxidant!'