Culinary Romantic T-Shirts

"How nice. A truffle."

Where cronuts come from.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

Drunk...

'I sent out for everything.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Soup of the month.

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Garden.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Too much cilantro

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Holiday Supplies

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

I love Cannelloni

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Salt and Pepper

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"Please don't kill me."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"