Romantic With A Gourmet Twist T-Shirts

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"And how would you like your steak?"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Where cronuts come from.

Romantic Frogs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"You complete me."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Tasty.'