Romantic With A Gourmet Twist T-Shirts

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Romantic Frogs

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"You complete me."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Tasty.'

"How nice. A truffle."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"