Culinary Romantics T-Shirts

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'I sent out for everything.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How nice. A truffle."

'Tasty.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"You complete me."

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"To beat or not to beat."

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"We're looking for that wine that got away."