Romance In Recipes T-Shirts

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

A heart shaped cake

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"How nice. A truffle."

"You complete me."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"