Cooking Romantic T-Shirts

"I hope I'm not being too forward, but if you're hard boiled, I think we'd be great together."

'I sent out for everything.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

A heart shaped cake

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And how would you like your steak?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Where cronuts come from.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

'Tasty.'